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04.29.09

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I Saw You

Time Hog


I should be more compassionate to you because it's obvious you've never had many friends. You lack the awareness necessary to read people, and I'd really like to think that it's because you've had a closed social life, not because you're an idiot. Either way, when someone says they're swamped, don't stay with them in their cubicle for 10 minutes talking about how you once were swamped, too. And when I politely ask you how you're doing, don't complain to me about being superbusy but then spend 20 minutes talking to me about 'Battlestar Galactica.' I DON'T CARE! And use that 20 minutes to work. How stupid are you? Do you really think anyone cares to hear you whine about having no money? It's your own fault. You spend it on obscene amounts of comics and stupid conventions. Ever hear of a budget? Try using one! It might be the smartest thing you ever did, you IDIOT!


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