You frequent the bar and grill where my friends and I like to relax. You are legendary because when you arrive, the place starts to clear out, because you seriously annoy everyone. You expect obviously busy employees to stop doing their jobs in order to listen to one of your protracted stories, because you think that whatever you have to blather on about is more important than the needs of the other customers. Even though you never worked in a restaurant, you fancy yourself an expert because you have been “eating at them for so many years.” You often try to “teach” the employees how to do their jobs, acting as if they should be grateful for the favor of your “instruction.” You have even declared yourself to be “brilliant and perfect,” and by doing so have illustrated that you are neither, because anyone with so much as a shred of common sense knows that no one is perfect, and to think of yourself as such reveals that you are arrogant, foolish, out of touch, delusional and possibly insane.
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