.Best of 2020

Sep 30, 2020

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First, that weird virus everybody was worried about in February turned out to be totally mild and disappeared 'like a miracle,' just like the president said it would. Then white people across the country united to embrace the message of racial equality promoted by the Black Lives Matter movement, finally bringing an end to centuries of discriminatory laws and police enforcement. Man, that was beautiful!
Sep 30, 2020

Food & Drink

Sep 30, 2020

Hall Of Fame

Sep 30, 2020

Could 2020 have gone any better?

Remember how that freak lightning storm they thought would set the entire state of California on fire just burned, like, one tree? So lucky. Don't even get us started on that amazing cybernetic body Silicon Valley engineers designed for Ruth Bader Ginsburg, ensuring she will sit on the Supreme Court forever.

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Win a $25 gift certificate to Smoking Pig BBQ in San Jose. Drawing October 11, 2023.
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