.I Saw You

Vidiot

I saw you last Thursday night, hovering over my shoulder as I tried to relax on my short break and forget about my surroundings by focusing on a simple video-game puzzle. I was making fine progress until you came along, interrupted my thought process by blabbering at me and then proceeded to show me what moves I should make next, which I could have figured out more quickly had you not interrupted me in the first place. Look, mister, I paid the quarter. If you want to play the game, then put your two bits in another machine instead of my ear.

SEND US your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen—or about citizens you admire. I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to Is*****@*******ws.com.

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