.I Saw You

Clueless Cronies

I saw you ambling through a parking lot during lunchtime in downtown Mountain View, you and your two middle-aged clueless cronies, all dressed in slacks, shirts and ties, probably on a business lunch. But whatever you were doing is no matter, it’s your apparent disregard for your surroundings that baffle. You were so caught up in your conversation that your were unaware that you stepped in front of moving cars, and then stopped in a throughway, blocking others from proceeding. This obliviousness seems to stem from a life of privilege, being so used to everyone making way for you and your bloated fat bald heads. Well guess what? Someday someone’s not going to see you when you mosey into their path, and it will be your own arrogant damn fault you get hit.


SEND US your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen—or about citizens you admire. I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to Is*****@*******ws.com.



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