I Saw You

World's Worst Waiter

You waited on our party of six at a chain restaurant in Sunnyvale. You forgot to bring some of the drinks, and when we asked, “Where are the root beers?” you replied briskly, “We don’t have root beer” and kept walking. Our dining experience was punctuated by more of your forgetfulness combined with a nonchalant attitude. Our bill came to $55. We left a $5 tip, more than you deserved. The topper was that you followed us to our car, handed me the $5 bill, and said, “Here. I don’t want this. You obviously need it more than I do.” The real shocker came when we told the manager about your shenanigans, that he replied, “Well, you should have left him more than twice that.” Hope I’m there to see your face when corporate HQ drops in on account of our call.

SEND US your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen—or about citizens you admire. I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to Is*****@*******ws.com.

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