I see you at least once a week. You request my station at the restaurant where I work, and every time you are there, you make it out to your buddies as if there is something “special” between us by winking and nodding “knowingly” in a creepy way. You gross me out! Do you think I really like you in that way? Are you that stupid? Look mister, I’m friendly with you because I HAVE to be, and because I work for tips. I don’t like you any more than the next balding, pompous putz. As a matter of fact, I like you LESS. Get a clue and get a new ‘tute, cuz I don’t give a hoot about you or your dorky ass friends, and you ain’t getting nada from me.
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