I Saw You

Love Notion, Dumber Line

I saw you, hanging out in a local tavern. You have lonely written all over your face. Sad, but after talking with you, I’ve a hunch why you’re so lonely. You’re a flipping moron! Do you think I’ll be impressed when you make racist remarks about nonwhites, just because I’m “white,” too? Do you think that calling women “babes” and “chicks” is cool? You have a magic way of offending just about anybody. You will be better off just not talking.




SEND US your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen—or about citizens you admire. I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to Is*****@*******ws.com.

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