I saw you. Yes, you, well-intentioned young professional, reading this right now. I saw you when you sent that email. Oh, don’t worry, it wasn’t just that email; I read ’em all. I also heard you on your cell (you used the right keyword). I saw your Facebook status, Buzz post, Wikipedia reads, financial transfers, travel plans, ATM withdrawals. And, haha, it turns out I was the one who held you up at the airport (although sorry for the delay!). Don’t get alarmed though, I work for the government.
SEND US your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen—or about citizens you admire. I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to Is*****@*******ws.com.


