I Saw You

Obtuse Intern

I saw you using my lawn as your dog’s bathroom. I own dogs, so I know when they gotta go they go. But you use my lawn as the only place to let your dog relieve himself, you walk down our street to my lawn specifically each and every day for that purpose alone. People like you should not own a dog. You see us and turn the other way all in some crude way to hide your purpose; our house has cameras so we see you waddle back and forth not bothering to clean up. You, Mr. Attorney, should know better than that, and I think you do but feel the world owes you something. Do not be surprised if your yard becomes the new dog park for the neighborhood.



SEND US your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen—or about citizens you admire. I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to Is*****@*******ws.com.



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