I hate that your wife is so cool, because you entice me so. Please stop! You know it drives me nuts when you stand so close that I can feel your breath and smell your warm masculine muskiness. My heart flutters when you gaze intently into my eyes. Knock it off. You’re killing me. It hurts. I want to get over you, but it’s hard when you wink, smile and drop hints of possibilities. Don’t make me into a home wrecker by wreaking havoc on my heart.
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