.I Saw You: Getting Handsy

I saw you. You were sitting next to me at the wedding—the one we were all concerned about attending, given the novel coronavirus pandemic. Well… most of us were concerned. You were just running your mouth, doing everything in your power to bring our polite conversation back to the topic of guns. Perhaps you fancy yourself a tough guy, determined to keep this country great by any means necessary, including going out of your way to shake the hand of every person you encountered, as if your arrogant disregard of common sense public health practices proved your patriotism. You are truly the worst kind of American.

I Saw You is an anonymous “man on the street” column. Email your rants and raves about co-workers or any badly behaving citizens to [email protected], or send to 380 S. First St, San Jose, 95113. Submissions should stick to about 100 words.

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