.I Saw You: Trainspotting

I understand that you love one another, but I see the both of you kissing each other like y’all are about to have sex. It has been going on for quite a while and I am tired of seeing it. The both of you catch the same train as I do, and every time you and her get on the train, y’all rush to sit down and express yourself. You tried to hide your intimate moments by having her sit on top of you and put a jacket over you and her face which is obvious that you are kissing. That’s the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Hell, I even saw you sucking on her chest like you were breastfeeding and putting your hands inside her underwear, touching her booty, which is definitely unacceptable. This is a train, not a hotel room. I tried to avoid seeing that, but both of you are really loud. There are other people on the train who don’t want to see that. The both of you need to stop doing that and act as adults. You can meet each other on the weekend and do whatever y’all hearts desire. By the way, I know your girlfriend’s name because you talk too much.

I Saw You is an anonymous “man on the street” column. Email your rants and raves about co-workers or any badly behaving citizens to [email protected], or send to 380 S. First St, San Jose, 95113. Submissions should stick to about 100 words.


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