I Saw You: Don't Quit Your Day Job

To that “hilarious” comedy show host at Cafe Stritch, I have an idea for you: Instead of calling out our table for not applauding your bland opening monologue, try honing your craft. Get some material. Whatever you do, don’t quit your day job.

I Saw You is an anonymous “man on the street” column. Email your rants and raves about co-workers or any badly behaving citizens to iS*****@*******ws.com, or send to 380 S. First St, San Jose, 95113. Submissions should stick to about 100 words.

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