I Saw You: Naughty Neighbor

Dear Neighbor: The sun was rising after a long night. I was watching over my girls at the Motel 6 downtown. As you pulled into the parking lot I recognized your custom license plate. You hopped out of the car and took a few looks around, but you didn’t see me behind the stairwell. Sure enough, you headed right up to Room 204. You must not be getting any from your beautiful wife at home because you set a new record time at 1 minute and 37 seconds. True story.

I Saw You is an anonymous “man on the street” column. Email your rants and raves about co-workers or any badly behaving citizens to iS*****@*******ws.com, or send to 380 S. First St, San Jose, 95113. Submissions should stick to about 100 words.
 

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