Dear San Jose garbage men who think my garbage cans are too close together: In the time it took you to write that note about the proximity of said garbage cans, you could’ve at least picked up my garbage, too. Now I have to wait another week while a toxic mess builds up in my backyard because my can is already full. Thanks a lot for teaching me this valuable lesson, douchebag.
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