I Saw You

I'll Saw You

I see you every day in downtown San Jose, leaning awkwardly against a building like a drunk. So much effort and expense is put into the upkeep of our fine city streets, yet you, just one tree, ruin it all. How can we bring friends and family downtown, only to be mocked and humiliated by one impudent purple Jacaranda who insists on deviating from the uprightness of all the others? You are an embarrassment and must go. I’ll saw you.

SEND US your anonymous rants and raves about your co-workers or any badly behaving citizen—or about citizens you admire. I SAW YOU, Metro, 550 S. First St., San Jose, 95113, or via email to Is*****@*******ws.com.

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